by Roastinator February 26, 2019
A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!
White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!
by vanmanrulesok July 11, 2008
A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.
by 69ordoggystyle August 10, 2019
Pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people
by espioman99 November 17, 2009
A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
by The_Big_Sexy August 6, 2005
by qnh12 July 7, 2018
by SwitchBlade May 29, 2006