vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.
Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.
by Pelican Man November 06, 2014
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Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex
Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.
by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024
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