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Vaginus
(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.
Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".
Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".
Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"
Vaginus by Shaka Demus 268 November 1, 2007
Vaginus Beefus
1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.
captain planet is a douchebag.
Vaginus Beefus by vaginusbeefus August 2, 2004
synchronitus vaginus
synchronitus vaginus by Danica J May 11, 2015
vaginus addictus
Vaginus Addictus is a common condition, especially implicated in males aged 14-40+ and females with homosexual tendencies. The disorder is characterized by intense urges for poonani and repetitive thoughts of poonani. Men and women with the condition often engage in risky and even futile behaviors to procure poonani. Patients will often negelect important reponsibilities and daily life activities due to the obsessive thoughts, feelings, and behaviors that are common with the illness.
Jeff has a bad case of Vaginus Addictus. All he wants to do is bang. He dropped out of school and goes out every night to get poonani. We're worries about him, but he's in denial and even says it's good for him.
vaginus addictus by thejones3 October 21, 2015
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