Valenzuela 

The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.

"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."

"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."

The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.

Valenzuela by TheAyVee September 9, 2018

Valenzuela 

Honourable surname for people Who love eating and has a huge stomach!😂 Enjojable people to laugh with and with a huge heart. Valenzuelas are the Best! 😌

Valenzuela power for ever!!💪

Valenzuela by Espartana17 December 15, 2016

Valenzuela 

the mother figure of satan

stay away from valenzuela

Valenzuela by monbon55 February 23, 2017

Valenzuela 

A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.

This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.

Valenzuela by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008

Jake Valenzuela 

The shortest man on the face of Planet Earth

Omg your so Jake Valenzuela, it’s embarrassing tbh

Jake Valenzuela by gamernic12 November 15, 2021

Jordan Valenzuela 

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.

"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"

Jordan Valenzuela by shaniatwink September 21, 2022

Angel Valenzuela Inspired Me To Be An Occult Detective 

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Angel Valenzuela Inspired Me To Be An Occult Detective

Angel Valenzuela Inspired Me To Be An Occult Detective by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025