When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Not to be confused with VaginaTheft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.