vaglow

Literally, to "allow access to the vagina."
Vagina + Allow = Vaglow

We've all heard of cock blocking. This is the opposite.

When a buddy hooks you up with the Vag.

Stop being such a cock block and vaglow me with that bitty!

by bootoocoofoo July 7, 2009

Vagloaf

Bread or other yeast made product, made by feminine yeast.

I would love a slice of vagloaf instead of wheat bread.

by Doggkiller April 4, 2009

vagrowave

Noun: a vagina being used for the sole purpose of keeping a penis warm/ warming up a penis
Does not count as sex, even though thrusting is allowed while using a vagrowave
Experts have decided that this does not count as loss of virginity/sexual activity,

*Guy 1* "bro did you fuck my sister? "
*guy 2* "whoa of course not. I just used her vagrowave"

by qwertyology July 13, 2014

vaglore

when a vagina is so dank, deep, and dark, that after you enter it, the only thing thats left is a folklore of your vagina exploits.

"Dude what happened to Jake last night?"
"I don't know man I saw him leave with that girl last night. He's just straight vaglore now."

by dabearjew April 1, 2010

Vagowned

Noun. Vah-joned.

1. To be owned in some way by a vagina.

2. To be owned in some way by a feminist.

3. A girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.

1. Guy 1: He got his fist stuck in WHERE?
Guy 2: HAHA, VAGOWNED!

2. My friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn't weak and didn't need his help. That feminist bitch totally vagowned him...

3. She left him for another woman. Poor Frank was totally vagowned.

by Deadloched January 8, 2009

Vagowned

When a girl is kicked in the vagina, especially by another girl.

Person One: "dude, did you hear that those two girls got into a fight?"

Person two: Yeah, that bitch totally got vagowned.

by Infinite Eventuality June 10, 2009

Vaglocity

The speed and direction at which a penis moves within a vagina.

My vaglocity was off last night, resulting in horrible sex.

by Ness M. February 27, 2011