Vaginish 

Being or acting in the way of a vagina, smelly, or anal retentivish. Could also be used in a positive tone in to polish or decimate.

If he didn't punch so vaginish he might be able to win a fight.

Or

I vaginished the shit out of Tarritas ass last night.

Vaginish by Cbizzle September 28, 2013

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

vaginist 

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.

Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.

vaginist by degenerate March 4, 2004

vaginismus 

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

vaginismus by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

Vaginis

A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two

Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis

Vaginis by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009