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Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019
Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

vaginist 

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.
Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.
vaginist by degenerate March 4, 2004

vaginismus 

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.
"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."
vaginismus by J E. Walker May 9, 2003
A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two
Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis
Vaginis by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.
Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.
Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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