The vaginarchy is the complex system of female beauty. Beautiful women are at the top of the vaginarchy, while ugly women are at the bottom. The vaginarchy can range from local, such as in a school or grade, or national/international, such as in the media or concerning celebrities. Any female knows that being in the vaginarchy sucks. It is destructive in nature - rejecting the system would be tantamount to social suicide, while rising to the top means accepting beliefs that are damaging and quite frankly, stupid. Either way, being a member of the vaginarchy sucks.
The stereotypical cheerleader is considered to be at the top of the vaginarchy - in tween movies, anyways.
The Bible of the Vaginarchy is any fashion magazine.
The Bible of the Vaginarchy is any fashion magazine.
by {thebusgirl} September 19, 2012
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Guy: "Why do you spell it w-o-m-y-n?"
Gal: "That's how it's supposed to be spelled, look it up in the vaginary."
Gal: "That's how it's supposed to be spelled, look it up in the vaginary."
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it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.
Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
by Nefertiri November 30, 2009
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Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
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by annonym 🤣 March 15, 2021
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by lkaactehyy October 12, 2008
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Your vagination is going wild, you yeasty mouthed nut-hook!
¡CROOK NECKS NEED NOT APPLY TO BEING VAGINARY, you will be a virgin till you die!
¡CROOK NECKS NEED NOT APPLY TO BEING VAGINARY, you will be a virgin till you die!
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