vagina vaccuum

Using a vaccuum cleaner as a last ditch effort to not pay child support when your girl doesn't take plan b and you don't have any coat hangers around.

We broke as fuck. I can't pay for child support, so I used the vagina vaccuum.

by DiddleMeDave October 12, 2017

vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.

Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.

by Carley G February 23, 2008

Vaginal Vacuum Theory

Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.

Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.

by jack-0-latern October 24, 2019