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Vagina pocket 

A lacrosse pocket/mesh that is tangled and mushed into your lacrosse head making it look like a vagina.
hey man your lacrosse mesh looks like a vagina pocket, its all soft and mushed into your head
Vagina pocket by Adam Witt April 12, 2008

Pocket vagina 

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.
She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.
Pocket vagina by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016

Pus Pocket Vagina

When a bitch is being excessivly bitchy, her father fucks her, and her vagina expands so much that pus oozes out and creates pockets in her pubic hair.
omg jamie! your pus pocket vagina is especially oozie today!

vaginal pocket 

Another name for woman's vagina.
guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.
vaginal pocket by jimmybomm February 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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