vagimize

an act similar to sodomy but without the crap, only performable on posessors of a vigina. Position and intent however remain the same. Also sometimes refered to as a "grudge fuck".

When your woman won't get out of bed and thinks that lying on her stomach is a safe position. Threatening to sodomize her won't work because you just "can't go there" instead you threaten to "vagimize" her, to get her moving.

by Elmonster March 20, 2010

vagimancy

Description: Skill most sexy women posses and use it for their own gain.
Use: Seducing the males (in case of homosexuality, other females).
Success rate: Sexiness%
Side notes: Fails to work on gays.

Vagimancy use successful, male face-controller seduced, free ticket to the club gained.

by Zeho September 07, 2007

Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 11, 2019

Vagime

The management regime of a country, company or division of a company led by a woman.

Steven: Wow, working here was fun until we got a woman as a CEO.

Danielle: Yeah, this new vagime sucks bawls. Its all work, work, work, bitch, bitch, bitch!

by Buffman6236 December 01, 2011

Vagimic

Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.

To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.

Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.

Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.

Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.

I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.

by TheOtherScientist April 21, 2023