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Where a person is vague about the Vegan rules.
Allowed to eat meat and chesse.
Why are you eating meat? Aren't you Vegan?

No I'm Vagen, so I'm allowed to eat meat.
Vagen by Princess_Brownie June 1, 2017
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Vague

Originally created by the London slang Guru James Cotti, responsible for legendary words such as "bleakers" and the timeless "nangers".
In response to the statement "i dont know what time i will be there" one might respond with "you are one vagen mofo"
Vagen by Carl Williamson April 18, 2008
Stop barking dog, I'm vagen.
Vagen by #wusmod January 6, 2020
A true legend.

The best JG drinker of all time.
Öö vågen ska du ha en jg??
Vågen by A wiser man November 24, 2021
The opposite of a sweetheart. Ei. a tumbleweed
“She’s such a vågen!”
Vågen by ki_kelsey May 21, 2021

Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.
Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."
Vagen Toucher by Wig eater October 4, 2024
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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