Vågen
Vågen by A wiser man November 24, 2021
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Vågen
Vagen
Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen
Vagen by Mi sofakingweetodded November 19, 2017
Vagen
Vagen by Princess_Brownie June 1, 2017
Vagen
Vague
Originally created by the London slang Guru James Cotti, responsible for legendary words such as "bleakers" and the timeless "nangers".
Originally created by the London slang Guru James Cotti, responsible for legendary words such as "bleakers" and the timeless "nangers".
In response to the statement "i dont know what time i will be there" one might respond with "you are one vagen mofo"
Vagen by Carl Williamson April 18, 2008
Vagen
Vagen Toucher
When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.
Vagen Toucher by Wig eater October 4, 2024
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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