Vagen 

Someone who only eats pussy and no other sexual act

Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen

Vagen by Mi sofakingweetodded November 19, 2017

Vagen 

Where a person is vague about the Vegan rules.
Allowed to eat meat and chesse.

Why are you eating meat? Aren't you Vegan?

No I'm Vagen, so I'm allowed to eat meat.

Vagen by Princess_Brownie June 1, 2017

Vagen 

Vague

Originally created by the London slang Guru James Cotti, responsible for legendary words such as "bleakers" and the timeless "nangers".

In response to the statement "i dont know what time i will be there" one might respond with "you are one vagen mofo"

Vagen by Carl Williamson April 18, 2008

Vagen 

Its slang 4 vegan

Stop barking dog, I'm vagen.

Vagen by #wusmod January 6, 2020

Vågen 

A true legend.

The best JG drinker of all time.

Öö vågen ska du ha en jg??

Vågen by A wiser man November 24, 2021

Vågen 

The opposite of a sweetheart. Ei. a tumbleweed

“She’s such a vågen!”

Vågen by ki_kelsey May 21, 2021

Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.

Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."

Vagen Toucher by Wig eater October 4, 2024