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Where a person is vague about the Vegan rules.
Allowed to eat meat and chesse.
Why are you eating meat? Aren't you Vegan?

No I'm Vagen, so I'm allowed to eat meat.
Vagen by Princess_Brownie June 1, 2017
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Vague

Originally created by the London slang Guru James Cotti, responsible for legendary words such as "bleakers" and the timeless "nangers".
In response to the statement "i dont know what time i will be there" one might respond with "you are one vagen mofo"
Vagen by Carl Williamson April 18, 2008
Stop barking dog, I'm vagen.
Vagen by #wusmod January 6, 2020
A true legend.

The best JG drinker of all time.
Öö vågen ska du ha en jg??
Vågen by A wiser man November 24, 2021
“She’s such a vågen!”
Vågen by ki_kelsey May 21, 2021

Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.
Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."
Vagen Toucher by Wig eater October 4, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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