Vagen

Someone who only eats pussy and no other sexual act

Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 19, 2017

Vagen

Where a person is vague about the Vegan rules.
Allowed to eat meat and chesse.

Why are you eating meat? Aren't you Vegan?

No I'm Vagen, so I'm allowed to eat meat.

by Princess_Brownie June 1, 2017

Vagen

Vague

Originally created by the London slang Guru James Cotti, responsible for legendary words such as "bleakers" and the timeless "nangers".

In response to the statement "i dont know what time i will be there" one might respond with "you are one vagen mofo"

by Carl Williamson April 18, 2008

Vagen

Its slang 4 vegan

Stop barking dog, I'm vagen.

by #wusmod January 6, 2020

Vågen

A true legend.

The best JG drinker of all time.

Öö vågen ska du ha en jg??

by A wiser man November 24, 2021

Vågen

The opposite of a sweetheart. Ei. a tumbleweed

“She’s such a vågen!”

by ki_kelsey May 21, 2021

Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.

Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."

by Wig eater October 4, 2024