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vacuum mouth 

The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.
Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?
vacuum mouth by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011
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vacuum-mouth 

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.
"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"
vacuum-mouth by Iamem May 6, 2012

Mouth Vacuum 

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.
“That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum

“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”
Mouth Vacuum by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026