vacuum cleaner 

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

vacuum cleaner by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

Vacuum Cleaner 

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience

Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!

Vacuum Cleaner by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019

Vacuum cleaner 

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

OMG a vacuum cleaner.

Vacuum cleaner by JulianDB January 1, 2017

vacuum cleaner 

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.

I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.

vacuum cleaner by troy garner September 21, 2005

Vacuum cleaner 

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

Vacuum cleaner by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Vacuum cleaner 

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

Vacuum cleaner by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Vacuum Cleaner 

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

Vacuum Cleaner by HUE HUE HUE!! October 1, 2016