utility belt

The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.
Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.
by s_h August 22, 2011
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Joe Rogan Utility Belt

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.
by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012
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utility belt

Yo we are going to party tonight I need a utility belt
by Turkey shooter May 29, 2024
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