Upside Down Piano

The act of fondling a Mans or Woman’s crotch with your fingers.

A Sexual maneuver that uses the hands to play with a persons genitals.

Pretending to play the Piano Upside Down in the Crotch area of another person.

(Duke)"Last night when i came home Torri gave me The Upside Down Piano"
(Dorian)" Wow what song did she play?"

by MC30 February 22, 2008

upside down piano

In the card game of cribbage, scoring zero points in the crib

I got an upside down piano in my crib

by matching jack April 3, 2009

Play the upside down piano

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

by Mark "House" Thomas April 2, 2007

upsidedown piano

Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.

I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

upsidedown piano

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.

I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy

by Bikemaster October 24, 2012