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upgraditis 

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
upgraditis by Brad April 6, 2004
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upgradation 

A slang term for upgrading software or hardware, primarily used by off shore resources. Installation, documentation, upgradation. Use is slowly gaining acceptence with international companies.
We performed the upgradation as per the documentation after the installation.
upgradation by Roger SP November 30, 2006
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Upgradiation 

The cause of a momentary increase in technology purchasing, due to a particularly desirable new piece of equipment being installed. A portmanteu of "Upgrade" and "Radiation"
Ever since Bill got that new 27" iMac I've had to buy four more for other employees. It's emitting upgradiation.
Upgradiation by the classicist April 11, 2011

Upgradation 

The opposite of degradation
The upgradation of the servers was attributed to additional disk space
Upgradation by mng1 August 14, 2005
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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