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what you tell a teacher when you don't want to hear what the fuck they're saying
normally used when they are tellin you you are wrong and normally said quickly
teacher:no jane thats not the answer i....
jane: up shut...
teacher: excuse me?
jane: nothing...
teacher continues on with lesson...
up shut by ilybryan April 7, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
When really mad and you rearrange the words shut up to up-shut.
"Awww, are you PMSing?"
"up-shut!!!"

what up shut up

to be muttered directly after a sweet comeback.
you: are you really gonna wear that?
me: yeah. it's better than that frumpy-ass clown suit you got on. WHAT UP SHUT UP!
you: damn you got me good.
what up shut up by LDAWG9 February 6, 2008

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"Hey are you ok?"
" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP"

Shut up and drink your moonshine 

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.
After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"

shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Shut up Nigger 

When you don't particularly enjoy people of African/African American descent, and would like to request that they politely cease being so loud.
Standing in a Walmart checkout aisle, a single man has had enough of the women in front of him's screaming child.

Man: "SHUT UP NIGGER!"
Shut up Nigger by SlagFromTheEast February 13, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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