untrue love 

Untrue love is when someone thinks they love you but don't have any priority to put their lover first. Their lover is always 2nd and their feelings are not important. Untrue love is when your lover doesn't keep their word and turns every negative thing they do on the person they claim to love in an attempt to make them feel guilty. Untrue love is when your lover plays with your mind. The love is not genuine or real. Their lover is more like a possession that they don't love would hate to lose.

Untrue love from your boyfriend is when he says they are coming to see you and leave you sitting and waiting for six hours and never show up. They stand you up almost every time they say they are coming to see you. They call the next day with an excuse and accuse you of being inconsiderate because you are upset that you we're left waiting and just wanted to see him. Your boyfriend is not there for you when you get bad news from the doctor and never held you or helped to heal your broken heart for the painful loss you endured. He is not there for you emotionally or helpful in a financial crisis. Everything is about his life and everything is on his time. You feelings and heart mean nothing next to his.

untrue love by Heartbroken October 22, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016