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Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up 

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

unsee juice

when something is so cursed you drink this
person: OH GOD I WISH I HAD NEVER SAW THIS *drinks unsee juice*
Some who is formerly known as something else, and used to be.
Yeah, but Patrick is not a quarterback any more, he is a usedabee quarterback.
Usedabee by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

can't unsee 

When you see something so disturbing you want to forget the sight of it, but you can't. Your brain is permanently scarred.
I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup the other day and now I can't unsee it. It's burned into my brain!

i used to roll the dice 

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay
I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.

pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.