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University of Cincinnati

A large bad ass university located on the outskirts of Cincinnati Ohio. UC is known for its football team that will KILL your football team, girls that can out-drink your guys, and prestigious academics that will make your school look like Devry. UC is also known for its location in the strait hood, so you know they pack some serious heat.
University of Cincinnati- COME EARLY, BE LOUD, WEAR BLACK.
University of Cincinnati by 0HI0 September 21, 2009
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University of Cincinnati

1. A large university near the city of Cincinnati that has a disproportionately high number of ugly female students.

2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.

3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.

4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.

5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.
If you're looking for a safe, lackluster, conservative college experience, then University of Cincinnati is the perfect college for you!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026