A uni is the biggest thing, ever. It is also the smallest thing, ever. Both things exist at one and the same time. They are one with the Now--the eternity of time and the infinity space, for which the short-form term is the special acronym, GØD. People who believe this are unitheists. They study unitheism. They are also into things like quantum theory and new physics
A unitheist believes that there is that which is total, universal and all-encompassing. The unitheist always seeks to be inclusive.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.