The term unfacebookable refers to any situation, information, piece of data, picture, or the likes, that should never find its way to any social networking site (like facebook, twitter, MySpace, and so on). Ususally agreed upon while being at or after having attended a crazy party with lots of ... action.
J: "Last night, that party was off da chain, dude!"
M: "Yeah, you should see all those pictures - they are totally unfacebookable! Them people was wildin' out there - dirty dancing, making out on the dancefloor, downright foreplaying... like I said: totally unfacebookable pictures!"
not 'connected' (with physical expression for quotes)
not really middle-class, but borderlinely so
not making up in short-lived in trendiness its long-term futility
AND/OR
description for a person that uses archaic methods of communication, like email, text, live phonecalls, or live face-to-face interaction (FB forbid!)
'Jon is so unfacebookedly, you can'tpoke him without him taking offence!'
OR
'Like, this poet is so unfacebookedly, duh. Can't like or comment about this rhyming stuff, and can event become a fan. Get a grip,like'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!