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Ed's Underwear! (gags) 

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.
Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!

Frank’s underwear

Very bright, colorful undergarments usually worn by kids named frank, or Frankie. Usually pretty fruity, made by ethika, it’s a high fashion risk. Originally found in New York, but recently it’s been making its way down a little down south stretching to Maryland.
Me: hey can I borrow some clean underwear, I haven’t done laundry in weeks.
Frankie: yea you can borrow mine but they’re pretty fruity, that’s how I get all the hoes.
Seuch: you don’t want to wear Frank’s underwear.
Me: nah it’s ok, I’ll just ask mike. I don’t want those weird tights you wear.
Ethika is a risky underwear brand
Frank’s underwear by Johnny sacc November 29, 2019

men's underwear 

-The only thing keeping women from touching, licking, sucking, etc. a man's amazing sexy dick.

-Usually is very, very sexy, especially with a big bulge.
Sally couldn't suck his dick cuz men's underwear was in the way
men's underwear by hotdude1 May 23, 2017

Schrodinger's Underwear

Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,

"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;

once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;

so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"

The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.

Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.

When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.

The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"

Underwear Streaks 

When you shit yourself, or fart loudly enough that a bit of shit sprays out and stains your underwear with brown streaks.
Dude I just loud farted and it left me with underwear streaks. I may just throw them away at this point.
Underwear Streaks by Soapey August 3, 2019

goblin underwear song 

an old korean folklore song

SPOILER:
referred to in the Korean drama "Goblin" by the grim reaper while folding underwear
The goblin underwear song was hummed by the grim reaper, and this irritated the goblin.