1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
by DirtiDimitri February 19, 2011
Get the under the hoofmug.