uncles mung 

An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.

Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.

"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."

uncles mung by Slam Dumpster December 13, 2017

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet by LoverOfThePoonani March 13, 2008

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008