unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

Untested 

A phrase used to describe electronic Ebay items that are in fact tested, but do not work. Used to absolve the seller of any blame for the item's shortcomings, and to allow the price of the item to be higher than the same item listed as broken. Effective on people new to Ebay, or too stupid to see through obvious scams.

Used copy of Mega Man X: $80.00 (Untested)

Untested by Dick Cheese and Crackers May 28, 2013

unattended 

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.

"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"

unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

Unattended Firehose 

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

Unattended Firehose by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

unattended cannonball 

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)

In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonball by Uncle Dimma August 31, 2013

unattended death 

A death in which no one was there to witness it. (i.e. suicide)

Detectives are calling this investigation an "unattended death".

unattended death by qtnkc24 October 31, 2013

Unattempted Murder 

A murder of a fellow human being that has not been attempted, as opposed to attempted murder which did happen.

"Your honor, if I may speak, that was not a threat that I made, but rather a murder that would not be attempted out of respect for the law. An unattempted murder if you will."

Unattempted Murder by Weweresupposedtogetmarried August 18, 2023