Umbro

A noun. Interchangeable with the word ‘Cunt’.

Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.

The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.
‘It was a great evening until the Umbro’s walked in.’
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”

You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”
by Not an Umbro March 02, 2021
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Umbros

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.
The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.
by Derf, Inc. October 28, 2008
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Umbro

The act of dry humping your partner until climax, typically while wearing soft clothing such as Umbro shorts.
We didn't want to go all the way, so she let me umbro her on the second date.
by Danimalx87 January 15, 2009
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umbro

A bro you forgot the name of.
YOU: Hey... umbro!

BRO: Yo!
by eriewave July 20, 2012
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Umbro

John: My teacher punched me in the face

John 2: umbro?
by hnblprj July 09, 2011
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umbro

something you say when someone is mistaken, or should stop talking. pronounced "umm...bro?". similar to bruh.
Chris: "Batman is a good superhero."
Landon: "Umbro?"
by cannoli7 May 14, 2015
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umbrose

Something Mike and Aaron like to question the definition of when under the influence of Dextromethorphan and ask me to look up, ultimately making this a paradox.

Umbrose is a word they made up based off of the word Umbra. Which is actually defined.

Two high kids are asking me to define a word they made up, go figure, eh?
"Hey man, hey! What's an umbrose? Look that shit up on Urban Dictionary!"
by Ron is being annoyed March 06, 2007
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