umbrelephant 

It's an elephant that you keep as a pet with the sole purpose of using it as an umbrella. You walk around underneath it, and it shields you from the rain.

When you find yourself tired of carrying an umbrella and you just can't be bothered, one should go and buy an umbrelephant.

They are particularly popular in Seattle, Washington where it rains daily.

Sam: "Shit, man, I forgot my umbrella and it is pouring outside!"

Zach: "No need to worry, Sam, I'll get my umbrelephant. We will walk under him together and he will shield us from the rain!"

Sam: "Sweet, I need an umbrelephant!"

umbrelephant by Zach-The-Fucking-Man-Lynn September 14, 2011

Umbrellaphant 

Main Entry:

1 Um-brel-la-phant
Pronunciation:

Function:

noun ,verb, adverb

Date:

was first Used in a book "The Drawers" by The Driftinghobos inspired by John Lennon's "Sky Writing by Word of Mouth"... crazy poetry for peace

1: A nonsensical creation 2: To overpower, or completely cover 3: An Elephant with an Umbrella as an extension of its trunk

1: Look at that Umbrellaphant! 2: Stop being an Umbrellaphnt!
3: that was so Umbrellaphant man! 4: that UFO was so vast it Umbrellaphanted the sky.

Umbrellaphant by The Driftinghobos June 30, 2009