ultrapenis 

What you grow when you embrace National Socialism as the answer to society's issues.

Now that John has realized the falsehoods fed to him by mainstream media and has become a full-blown fascist, his newly engorged ultrapenis has necessitated looser legwear.

ultrapenis by Whodisax June 14, 2020

ultrapants 

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.

Ultrapants make the world go 'round.

ultrapants by Bufferkiller September 19, 2009

ultrapissed 

So emotionally distraught with anger that you resort to violence against others or social seclusion; A state of mind detailing extreme anger or frustration.

"Devin became ultrapissed when at a swim meet, he did a fantastic dive, resulting in his swim shorts to fall off and the crowd to see his miniscule appendage."

ultrapissed by TheArchaicSmurf February 25, 2008

Ultravenicularsexus 

Ultravenicularsexus : noun : ol-tuh-vee-nick-you-ler-sex-is : The stage of a relationship when the couple no longer seems interested and are secretly searching for a new partner.

Dude 1: I just wish I knew why she won't talk to me!

Dude 2: I don't know man, sounds like your stuck in the ultravenicularsexus zone.

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: It's when you are basically still dating her, but you're being unintentionally friendzoned.

Dude 1: *Look of absolute horror*

Ultravenicularsexus by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 8, 2015

Ultrapenisasaurus 

A word that is definitely used when you have a massive hog to represent said hog. Mostly used by mans with 2mm defeters

I have an ultrapenisasaurus.

Ultrapenisasaurus by Thicc dog in thong February 14, 2021