Ultimate Badass

This is the expression used for the type o' guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who's faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had Chuck Norris mow his lawn, the kind o' guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as Ultimate Badass.

"Wow! That guy just pimp slapped that polar bear!"

"You mean Stephan? Yeah, he's Ultimate Badass"

Ultimate Badass by Cayk October 28, 2010

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John Wick

John Wick is the ultimate badass.

Ultimate badass by RooSwan May 13, 2019

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brook the ultimate hero badass

A man who’s loyalty knows no bounds, trained in martial arts, by an 8 stone sensei, with foundations as strong as the ryvita cracker phenomenon.

Brook the ultimate hero Badass lives near a school

brook the ultimate hero badass by Hotdogbouncer October 9, 2021

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Ultimate bad ass

When you're the most bad-ass person to ever walk the streets of El Paso, Texas, or when you're just too intense for everyone. Also can be used plural.

Abbreviation: UBA

"Hey man look at the ultimate bad-ass show off his car. That fucker."

"We are the ultimate bad-asses, no one can fuck with us.

Ultimate bad ass by Alphadestrious June 9, 2004

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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