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V. uliboob
-- To perform the act of placing an object ;(preferably a childs plastic golf club) between ones legs in the crotch region;(either performed from the front or behind) While exclaiming the term 'uliboob' loudly.
She uliboobs me all of the time now.

He really likes to get an uliboob.

My uliboober was broken, but i fixed it with some duct tape.

the uliboobee is the one that is getting uliboobed, by the uliboober.
uliboob by m April 20, 2004
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Unibooby 

When you's be having dem titties dat bein all up and pushed together to make one giant breast
Tom: so i was fuckin Shiri last night!

Jerry: sweet ass titties!

Tom: not really, her unibooby was all deformed and shit

Bryon: RAWR, mosh mosh
Unibooby by bobswat March 27, 2007
When it looks like you have one massive breast. This usally happens when a girl wears a sports bra or one of those tank tops with the shelf bra.
The guys at the Gym like to stare at my uniboob.
uniboob by Emily Z. April 3, 2006
Condition when a woman wears a tight lycra fitted tube top for exercising and looses form of two boobs to just one
Check you the girl with the uniboob.
uniboob by Chevyfan October 31, 2003
When a woman's bra isn't very supportive and doesn't separate, squeezing the boobs together, thus forming the appearance of one large boob. This usually happens with sports bras.
She needs to go to Victoria's Secret and fix that uniboob!
Uniboob by Kristina5979 April 29, 2008
When a larger chested woman wears a sports bra it is tremendously restricting. It is described as -- A large lump of two breasts squeezed together by the wearing of a sports bra. The end result is that the woman's breasts no longer have the "Lift and Separate" affect. Therefore causing the appearance of "One Boob".
Have you seen the new girl? ....She always has a serious case of uniboob...
uniboob by Rock\m/On89 September 1, 2010

Uniboob Bacon 

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.
Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
Uniboob Bacon by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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