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ulfricmurder 

Ulfricmurder likes to get πŸ’˜ naked 😏 with kids πŸ‘Ά! I πŸ‘ have sex πŸ‘πŸ† infront of my kids πŸ‘¦! I πŸ‘πŸ– never πŸ™… be ashame of sex πŸ†! my son πŸ‘¦ be breastfeeding 😳🀱..... And i πŸ‘₯ be makin' πŸ—£ love 😍 to his πŸ’¦ mama πŸ‘©πŸΏ. DAS πŸ‘€ ME BRUH ⚠! das πŸ‘‰ how i πŸ‘₯ get πŸ‰ down ⬇ around πŸ”ƒ kids πŸ‘¦. i πŸ‘ try 😈 and keep πŸ‘Œ they purity 😩, i πŸ‘πŸ‘€ don't πŸ™… β™‚οΈπŸš« wanna πŸ™ˆ take πŸ‘Š they purity 😩 away πŸ˜‚. By coverin' myself up ⬆ they gonna πŸ”₯ be ashame and cover πŸ“” theyself up ☝. And I'm πŸ’˜ pure 😩 at heart ❀ so you πŸ‘‰πŸ˜Ž can think πŸ€” in your πŸ‘‰ mind 🀯 if I πŸ‘ let πŸ™† another 2️⃣ kid πŸ‘Ά here im πŸ‘Œ gonna πŸ”₯ have to change 🚼🌎 the way πŸ’«β†• i πŸ‘ am so your πŸ‘‰ kid πŸ‘¦πŸ‘§ can be comfortable 😴 around πŸ”ƒ me? NO 🚫! i'm πŸ˜ΌπŸ‘ŒπŸ’₯ gon' 😲 be naked 😏 as FUCK πŸ–•πŸ» in front πŸ” of your πŸ‘‰πŸ‘¨πŸ‘– kid πŸ‘¦πŸ‘ΆπŸΎ. My son πŸ‘¦ comes πŸ’¦ up ☝ and grabs ✊🏼 my penis πŸ’πŸ†. I πŸ‘ let πŸ€‘πŸ™† him πŸ‘¨ grab ✊🀲 my penis πŸ†! I πŸ‘ have sex πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ’¦ with his πŸ’¦ mom πŸ‘ͺ. making πŸ’˜ love β€πŸ§‘πŸ’› to his πŸ’¦ mother πŸ‘΅. After πŸ‘€ i πŸ‘πŸ’΅ am done βœ… i'm πŸ‘Œ laying ⬇ there. CHILLIN' πŸ₯Ά! He πŸ‘₯ Grab πŸ‘ŠπŸ»βœŠπŸ» my penis πŸ†πŸ’¦. And he πŸ‘₯ is playin' πŸ…±πŸ‘ŽπŸ˜ with my penis πŸ’πŸ‘€ I πŸ‘₯πŸ–πŸ» let πŸ‘«πŸΌ that happen 😱
Bro that kid is an ulfricmurder
ulfricmurder by agafdga January 30, 2023

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

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Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to β€œfind your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026