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Ugly Monkey 

When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.
Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?
Ugly Monkey by Eggbert Brown May 18, 2006

ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.
Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.
ugly monkey whore by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

ugly monkey/frog looking thing 

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.
They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

Ugly money 

When you're working hard for what you earn example:when your working out and u get abs you're making that ugly money
Working out*,"what are u doing?""I'm making that ugly money!"
Ugly money by Skailer November 27, 2016

Ugly Money 

When someone has too much damn money. Like the scene from the movie Blow when Boston George and Diego were trying to figure out where to store their money in their safe house.
Bro don't just have money, he got ugly money!
Ugly Money by eleceng20 March 22, 2024

money ugly 

Too much of anything isn't good. When someone wears too much makeup they look ugly. When someone has had too much plastic surgery they look ugly. Money ugly is just a term used for people when they have so much money that it's ugly.
Wow, I just got my pay check and now my money ugly.

I just met a guy from my old high school that was poor and now his money ugly.

I like it when a girls money is ugly that's way I don't have to provide for her.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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