Any of a class of speculative prose treatises composed between the 8th and 6th centuries B.C. And first written A.D. C1300: they represent a philosophical development beyond the Vedas, having as their principle message the unity of Brahman and atman
After multiple warnings given to Paul, Mr. Crampton was forced to make him the upanishad in hopes that being up close next to him would discourage Paul from talking and disrupting the class.
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On the first day of school, Maja made sure to position herself as the upanishad hoping to bond with her new teacher as she believed doing so would be beneficial to her getting good grades.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.