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Taffy Twister 

When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.
There wasn't any gay stuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.

Tuffy time 

When you get stuck in a situation that you don't want to deal with.
Hooker: You look awfully clean tonite.

John: Oh yeah, I had Misty mulch my sak last night.

Hooker: Yeah you did you dirty dog. It must have been tuffy time for her.

John: Ohh yeah, she got me.
Tuffy time by Lee lee Norris February 20, 2007

Tuffy Tantrum 

A xbox related release of anger, usually resulting in a broken controller and/or headset. Screaming is a common side effect when a tuffy tantrum occurs along with lots of inaudable sounds. often consoles get kicked and then red-eye.
A: Woah he just took a right tuffy tantrum!
B: He was getting owned just then, i bet his xbox red-eyes
A: hahaha wot a frube
Tuffy Tantrum by Jam1eSmith February 23, 2009

Chris ' tuffy ' Tuff 

Most amazing kid on planet earth !
Tuffest kid in the history of forever
Quite cute.
People should be jealous
Tamara - wow look at him he is black.
Kyle - Yeaaah he is "Chris ' tuffy ' Tuff"

taffy twink 

(among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim, but extremely tall, build. The term refers to if a twink was stretched in a taffy puller, and became very tall
Yeah, but his type is definitely taffy twinks. Not short guys
taffy twink by Jendingo July 3, 2023

Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!
I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.
Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018