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Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?
Twooper by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011
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Storm Trooped

To be storm trooped is to be made all white with black details. This comes from the imperial soldiers in Star Wars who were of the same colorway. This is most often used to describe clothes or cars.
Kid 1- Yo did you see Rob Dyrdek's Tahoe? It's fucking badass with the solid white paint with black tint and black rims. Even the Chevy symbol is blacked out.

Kid 2- Yeah bro. Legit Storm Trooped.
Storm Trooped by gtut June 14, 2009
is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper
dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper
Twooper by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009
Twomped- The past tense version of the word twomp. To twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the penis in and out of a womans vagina creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the sexual organs. Twomping however can only be acheived by a man who is highly skilled in the art. For it to be considered twomping the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple orgasms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. Twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. The side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the man with expensive gifts and stalk him. If a man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp murder and or suicide.
Yo I twomped Kisha the other night and she squirted all over me dude but since I never called her back she shot her dog because it barked too loud.
twomped by E. Nash February 11, 2007
1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.
gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!
Twooted by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

Storm Trooped

When you bend over and a large, fat black man rapes you in the ass with a running start.
"Holy crap, I was storm trooped hard last night."
Storm Trooped by Megii October 30, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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