Two Weeks Notice 

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.

I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.

Two Weeks Notice by ggg121 December 20, 2018

Two Weeks Notice 

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

Two Weeks Notice by Publius0987 April 12, 2025