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up yours!!!
two fingers by bob January 10, 2005
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two fingers 

two fingers by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Two fingers 

I USED MY TWO FINGERS TO NASSAGE MY PUSSY

Two Fingers 

Something that Spike Lee believes is a cool way to say "Peace Out". Spike even thinks he's too awesome for "Deuces". So he tries to push this as legit slang when, in fact, Spike Lee has ALWAYS been a dork and should just stop it. He was lucky enough to attach himself to Michael Jordan and Public Enemy early on and caught their excess swag (stop saying "swag"). Plus, black dudes can't be dorks (false).
The truth is you should never say "Two fingers" unless you're ordering fucking scotch.
Person 1: Aight, yo. I'm out of here.
Person 2: Word. Two Fingers! :)
Person 1: (Shoots Person 2 in the face)

two fingers up 

means u are loyal to 1 woman
two fingers up: means that u love just one girl 4l
two fingers up by jele22 August 1, 2022

Two fingers up 

Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches
Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches

Two Fingers Deep 

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)
MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!
Two Fingers Deep by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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