two bros

Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay

The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.

by SpongeCake90 June 13, 2018

Two bros

Men who chill in hot tubs, several feet apart to ensure heterosexuality.

"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"

by *Intimidates in non binary* March 14, 2022

two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004

Two brew bro

One who has heterosexual tendencies only after drinking.

After drinking two Budweisers, Donny began questioning if he could pull off cargo shorts. He is a two brew bro.

by Dave Mocerra July 01, 2018