(plural): Snobbish, pretentious, upscale or wanna-be upscale people; social climbers who enjoy displaying status symbols and shopping at boutique establishments. The term crosses all boundaries of politics, race, religion and sexual orientation, encompassing conservative yuppies or "old money" fogies as often as liberal hippie/hipster/granola subcategories. Twinkie dinks typically drive Audi SUVs and have a penchant for over-describing the taste of expensive wines, craft beers and ciders, or boutique coffees.
I went to Whole Foods in search of a good deal on beer, but returned home empty-handed because the bar area was filled with twinkie dinks discussing in great detail a new beer called the "{Cleveland Steamer", with fruity citrus notes, a touch of molasses, a backbone of baker's chocolate, and a foamy head.
by Jim-Knob Dooger August 28, 2015
A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.
by Groovious February 10, 2019
by stickman13135 October 4, 2010