twimbus
twimbus by DapperDanno July 6, 2022
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Twimbos
Twice the bra size, half the I.Q.
A matching set of bimbos that happen to arrive on Earth at the same time, and via the same womb.
A matching set of bimbos that happen to arrive on Earth at the same time, and via the same womb.
Twimbos by meintheoffice999 February 25, 2011
Timbus
the act of causing all others to submit themselves before you. Like trees being cut down for timber. The opposite of submit. The practice of overstanding , and having full control of other people.
Bringing others into the captivity of your reality. Powerfully redefining anything to suit your pleasure. Humiliating others who request you to follow their concepts. Cutting down prideful fools.
Bringing others into the captivity of your reality. Powerfully redefining anything to suit your pleasure. Humiliating others who request you to follow their concepts. Cutting down prideful fools.
Would you like to submit a message (a request).... No I will 'Timbus!' it!
"I 'Timbus' you, peasants."
"I will 'Timbus' you head."
"Do you want to... 'No, I Timbus'."
"All you need to do is, ...I dont need anything I 'Timbus'."
"Hei you can't park there...shut up, I Timbus you."
"Hei you can take this address... shut your filthy mouth I 'Timbus' you."
*click* submit, nope... flip my phone downside up and I 'Timbus' you fools!
(Urban dictionary is guilty of this too, stop asking people to do this like you own them... I 'Timbus' all you fools!)
"I 'Timbus' you, peasants."
"I will 'Timbus' you head."
"Do you want to... 'No, I Timbus'."
"All you need to do is, ...I dont need anything I 'Timbus'."
"Hei you can't park there...shut up, I Timbus you."
"Hei you can take this address... shut your filthy mouth I 'Timbus' you."
*click* submit, nope... flip my phone downside up and I 'Timbus' you fools!
(Urban dictionary is guilty of this too, stop asking people to do this like you own them... I 'Timbus' all you fools!)
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026