Twide

an elite computer hacker/enthusiest with almighty knowledge.. (god-like)

OMFG !! i wish i was Twide

by EX0 August 11, 2003

Twide-on

When a woman becomes sexually aroused by the male cast of 'The Twilight Saga'

"Are you 'team Edward' or 'team jacob'?"

"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"

by PaulCla November 17, 2011

Twide

An insecure young man who gets off on defamatory of poor innocent young women. Also extremely needy, whiney, immature and has a huge leech stuck to them often referred to as "owen"

"Geez i found all this slander of myself on the internet today, someone's done a TWIDE"


"Theres a parasite on me, i must be coming down with twide! Quick, to the computer to write bullshit about other people!"

by Owen Mcrae July 11, 2008

Twide

a poor lonely boy who searches day and night to find his love - kelz0r (hoo is quite hot i mite add).

"I'll give you my sleeping bag and mattress kelz0r!"

"Fkin Twide piss off those flashy fans!!!!!"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003