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twice-shat mofoe 

this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.

"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
A: roosters do have genitals!

B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .

A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...

B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .

A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...

B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"

A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...

B:love the ending

A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...

B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
twice-shat mofoe by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009
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