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When someone is so dumb they can't spell "Twinkie"
Hey you want a tweekie?
Dude it's called twinkie...
tweekie by ~A random person April 17, 2016
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tweekie freekie deekie 

tweek tweeker twacked twackerjack spundacular shardtard shardlard meth S.T.D.'s methamphetamine meth-a-sketch methanite methnstein methadonia methalated crystal methalicious crystal methodist crystal meth white-trash
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
Mike: "'Yo Dwayne, did you hear about that party in Clantee last night?"

Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".

Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"

Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
Related Words

Tweetiepying 

The art of waking up a female / partner by slipping the male length into the back of her throat and getting her to say "The early bird catches the worm"
"I was Tweetiepying that girl the other night and the vibrations from the wording made my willy sick"
Tweetiepying by Sylvester123 September 17, 2013

tweeker bay 

exciting, cheap deals that are better than ebay provided by your neighborhood crankster which he probably stole so he can buy more drugs at dirt cheap prices.
Hey dude, why are going to bid $40 for that ipod on ebay when you can buy it now at tweeker bay from cranster tony down the street for $10?

tweeker county

Tweeker county is known as a small county in Minnesota famous for its meth users and puddle sluts. Aka: Meeker county Minnesota.
Damn there are alot of puddle sluts in tweeker county.
tweeker county by not a meth head February 12, 2014

tweetie bird 

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men
Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.
tweetie bird by sslayde September 12, 2020

tweekerbilly 

A breed of tweeker found primarily north of the Carefree Highway. With a distinct lack of morales, genetics, and teeth. Often found wearing a mullet, chaps, and pointy toed boots; any of which have been worn stiff.

Although the Tweekerbilly is domiciled North of the Carefree Highway and more specifically the taint. They have been known to venture South of the Carefree to score or serve time.
Dude that guy is wearing assless chaps and riding a bike - he must be crazy. No man were in Black Canyon City. Up here they call them tweekerbilly and that's your bike!
tweekerbilly by dyklostcowboy December 26, 2010
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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