twatspeed

The maximum velocity your cock can be swung at a woman's face, resulting in a sharp, smacking noise and sometimes a reddened blob on the epidermis lasting for up to half an hour.

I slapped that bitch at twatspeed.

by Clayton Coolins February 29, 2008

twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

by Llama Man March 12, 2008

Twatupied

Adjective : Twhat-you-peyed
A term giving by guys to their other male friends who decide to abandon male buddies for a female friend encounter. Said Friend is said to be Twatupied. Which is a slang term for the female vagina, also known as a "twat".

Jim: "Sorry bud, Fred is Twatupied for the next little bit"
Stan: " Again? He has been twatupied for the last week!"
Jim: " I know, once he gets a new girl, he is too twatupied for the rest of us"

by WildCard170584 August 21, 2010

transpeedcargo

A reliable freight forwarder who perpetually delivers on
time. TranspeedCargo offers service across the world and
makes sure that your consignment reaches its destination
safely.

"Be like TranspeedCargo, they are fast and reliable."

by diablo04 November 25, 2021

Transpeed

A word that is a hip way of saying transportation or that you need a ride or to bum a lift.

Hey Mark, I wanna come out tonight but I need transpeed.

by Cadis Et Rama Di Raizel April 21, 2022