Twatupied

Adjective : Twhat-you-peyed
A term giving by guys to their other male friends who decide to abandon male buddies for a female friend encounter. Said Friend is said to be Twatupied. Which is a slang term for the female vagina, also known as a "twat".

Jim: "Sorry bud, Fred is Twatupied for the next little bit"
Stan: " Again? He has been twatupied for the last week!"
Jim: " I know, once he gets a new girl, he is too twatupied for the rest of us"

Twatupied by WildCard170584 August 21, 2010

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twatspeed

The maximum velocity your cock can be swung at a woman's face, resulting in a sharp, smacking noise and sometimes a reddened blob on the epidermis lasting for up to half an hour.

I slapped that bitch at twatspeed.

twatspeed by Clayton Coolins February 29, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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