twatermellon

When a woman has a watermellon shaped sack of fat from her stomach to her vagina.

"Look at Miss Roch's twatermellon.. that shits nasty."

by Shawn Parent March 28, 2008

twattermelon

Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.

A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.

That is repulsive.

by Revchu May 1, 2006

Watermellon

The incorrect way to spell watermelon.

Jonny typing: I like watermellon!
Johnny responding: Don't you mean watermelon?
Dumb nigger.

by Friend of Blacks November 26, 2010

Wet Watermellons

When one male pours ice cold water on a female partners boobs till her nipples get hard.

John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen

George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons

by The One Ginger September 11, 2011

twatermelon

What to call people when there are being a twat. Usually describes someone that does something that requires a friendly reminder that they are being a vagina.

Why you get called a twatermelon:

1. Not following bros before hos.
2. Leaving a party early.
3. Not making a move on a girl.
4. Acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a twat.

"Come over to my house. Mike is about fight some douche."

"I cant, I told Sara I would hang out with her tonight."

"John, don't be a twatermelon. Get your ass over here."

"O.K. I wont puss out."

by Mikey Bartlett January 9, 2009

Twatermelon

A way of calling someone a twat in the workplace. Used so that if said person were to report you for insulting them, no supervisor in their right mind could take the complaint, "He called me a twatermelon!", seriousily.

A Normal Employee: "I hate you so much Pete, you're such a twatermelon."

Pete: "I'm reporting you to Drew for unprofessional conduct!"

Drew, the Manager: "Hahaha get out of here Pete."

by BoBBertRaptor January 24, 2018

watermellon burger

A burger with a slice of watermelon on it.

Dang that burger is good what is it. O, it is a watermellon burger.

by watoburger August 16, 2012